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Thursday, June 11, 2009

So What I Don't Get Is...

...boys named feminine names, and girls named masculine names. Not like Alex or Morgan for girls, but...Christian or Evan. And the dudes being named Lindsey or Courtney.

...how Asian now carries the connotation of the Far East alone.

...the fascination with attractive yet talentless people in our society.
...why 'that's what she said' got SO ridiculously popular. I find myself saying it, and subsequently screaming.

...gamer TV.

...the labeling of the Middle East as a problem area when it's been plunged in turmoil since the Battle of Kadesh in 1274 B.C.

...people who wear peace signs on their shirts and proclaim to love all, then walk by a nerd and say, "Eww."

... how white supremacists express anger over our presence here when we did not exactly teleport ourselves.

...how dumb blonde jokes came to be, and whether said blondes are that stupid or just feel the need to perpetuate the stereotype.
...who decided talking intelligently makes black people "white". So once upon a time we were uneducated and we still have to sound like that?

...when the ideal figure shrank from Marilyn Monroe at 10 to Kate Moss at size 0.

...the Wii. Dumbest idea for a video game console since Sega DreamCast.

...Abercrombie's obsession with pornographic posters.

...the thing with a guy macking making him a pimp, but a girl macking branding her a slut.

...how having a [insert ethnicity] friend certifies you as a non-racist when you start talking smack about their race in a negative way.

...gladiator sandals. Mm, no.

...fashion pieces that look like random, glued-together bits of construction paper.

...clothing over $250.

...the paparazzi's day-to-day schedule, and whether they have a list of celebrity stalkees or just go out on manhunts and hope to find one. Ha-ha, sad life.

...dyed Afros.

...the existence of any minority skinhead. Like this guy.


...how Japan lagged five years behind us in technology after World War II, and still precedes us THREE years sixty-six years later! It's embarrasing.

...how anyone is ashamed to be exactly who they are.

...how fashion companies have a "black slot" that they already have filled out and don't need anyone else for.

...this stigma of immigrants from Mexico and Central/South America. We were all immigrants at one point in our ancestries. You're treating these immigrants the same way that Americans treated your forefathers?

...the age of bad (horror) movies culminating in the past four years. Ugh.

...the way people just relate hip-hop to gangstas with Glocks and grills and then disregard it as a form of music.

...what is so bad about The Boondocks.

...no offense, but white people calling hip-hop/rap/R&B "YOUR MUSIC". AH, I COULD GO CRAZY.

...how Elvis is the king of rock 'n roll, and not Chuck Berry or Little Richard.

...anime making you a loser.

...Prefuse 73's album cover to Surrounded By Silence.
...the reluctance for a majority of Americans to be multicultural, like it's really that painful.

...what the hell happened to GOOD country.

...GANGURO.

...the eerie color of the sky as it prepares to rain.

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